Week 1: Matchups

Matchups: Week 1

By Boris, SFBHL Commissioner and Aspiring Sports Writer 9/16/15


This is it. This is the moment we have all been waiting for. The opening week of Season 3 is here and it promises to be glorious.

Now even though it’s so early into the season and it’s impossible for the matchups to be crucial to the Emperor Boris Cup seedings, there are some matches that could potentially make a statement for the weeks to come.

Adopt a Highway has been faced with a lot of doubt this past off season as only half the team’s players are returning to defend their championship title.

Season 1 champions, Slapdicks, are poised to return to former glory as reports show that they have alledgedly been training in the offseason in Colorado where the air is thinner.

Even though the established franchises are making a reappearance there are still quite a few new faces this season that are determined to make a name for themselves such as rookie teams, Pucky Brewster and Average Joes.

When asked about what he felt about the season opener tonight, Boris responded by handing me a shot of Vodka and saying,

Home Away
The Slapdicks The Brewings
4th Line Grinders Pucky Brewster
Aces Average Joes
Adopt a Highway (Defending Champs) The DeRangers

Join in on the season opener tonight from 7-9 PM @ Cease & Desist.

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